Don't lie

You say

you got to powder

your nose

but the powder

is cocaine

I see traces on your clothes

at least that is

what LN said

now

30 years later

it's viagra and ice

you say

you're going to

see a friend in need

who's feeling down

but you're heading

for the cheating

side of town

at least that's

what the eagles said

now it's vampires

and God knows what

you say

you're a credit to your gender

you can do 5 a night

at least that's what

LR said

now 30 years later

you had trans

gender surgery

you're a forgery

you take as many

as you like

except no one

comes

to give you any

you say

where does all this

leave us

and it is

a good question.